Agent Shawnee

Click Here to read Part I

Ok guys so now I have (hopefully) helped you get a date! Now we need to talk about how to act on said date or around the girl period. Even if you charmed that special lady on the first date you need to behave and know there is a time and place for everything.

SEX! SEX! SEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!

I for one am a sexual person. A lot of people know it by looking at the jokes in my comments on my myspace or by listening to me and my friends joke around. Hell I might even let you know I am a sexual person. That being said... I DO NOT want to talk solely about sex ALL THE TIME! If I was just planning on having wild sex with you it would have already happened and I wouldn't be talking to you to get to know you. However if all you want to do is talk about sex that's all I'm going to think you want. Why would I still want to talk to you? So I know what you're thinking... "But Shawnee!!!! I'm a guy!!! I fuckin' love sex!!!! I really want to know if the girl is going to enjoy what I enjoy!" Well fellas!! I have a simple solution for you! Shut your mouth! It will all work out and if not... oh well! There are plenty of fish in the sea. Use your charm to get into our pants. Woo us! Not only will we respect you more but the wait will drive us crazy! I just bet it will make the sex even better! Especially after we have been fantasizing about it after a few dates!

Shut Up and Listen!!!

Now we established that you aren't just looking to get laid in Part I so you obviously want to get to know us right? Well then act like it! Don't interrupt us! Don't change the subject! Acknowledge what we say then change the subject! No girl wants a guy who does this just like I'm sure you don't want a girl who does this.

Myspace Whores?

Are you one of those guys who have a myspace loaded with myspace whores? You know those girls who will add any guy? They will never sleep with you but they loooove your comments and you are such a sweet heart for leaving them! Think there is nothing wrong with this? Let me take a moment to prove you wrong...



See (yeah I know how this is going to play out) girls aren't cool with this. So my advice is delete it (they aren't going to fuck you anyway and no they are not your friends) or just don't show the girl. Yeah she is probably going to find it and you will be ruined for lying to her... ok just delete it. Get a life and interact with girls in real life.

No one wants to argue with you. Get over it!

If you value your date don't argue with her about every single thing she says! Especially if you have no knowledge to back up your argument. I know you are nervous and sometimes nervous people act a fool but if a guy argues with you on a date how will he be in a relationship?! Ick!

All we need is a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Does this conversation sound familiar?

Danny: Hey Jessica! Want to get dinner tonight?
Jessica: Oh Danny! I am sorry but I don't feel like going out tonight.
Danny: Why not?
Jessica: I just don't feel like. I'm tired and it's late.
Danny: So???
Jessica: Danny! I don't want to go out tonight! God!

What did Danny do wrong? It seemed like he was attacking poor Jessica when she was already obviously not feeling that great that day. Now let me show you a way that WILL get you dinner!

Danny: Hey Jessica! Want to go to dinner tonight?
Jessica: Oh Danny! I'm sorry but I don't feel like going out tonight.
Danny: Oh I hope everything is OK.
Jessica: Yeah... I'm just a little tired and I want to kick it at home.
Danny: Oh I understand. When will you be free?
Jessica: Tomorrow would be perfect!
Danny: OK Jessica! Tomorrow it is! Get some rest and have a good night!
Jessica: Thanks Danny!!

See how easy that was?! Danny gets his dinner and Jessica gets her rest. All are happy. Now wouldn't you rather get dinner with her than piss her off?

See isn't that easy?

Peace!
♥ Shawnee