Agent Shawnee

So I stumbled upon this GEM on the world wide web today. It's a book called Snuggie Sutra!!! Whoever came up with this is a fucking genius!
I'm still waiting for my USB warmed snuggie... but this will tide me over until the winter months. So on their site they have some samples from the book and I must share them with you!



So... at first I wasn't sure what was going on here... A two headed superman? No... It's 69! Or the "Sechzig- neun" as they call it.
It's for if you want to mutually go down on your partner but you don't want to see their messy room... or their girlfriend asleep on the bed next to you at camp.



Do you have unsexy love handles, stretch marks, or unsightly body hair but still want to fuck with the light on?
On top of all that your partner is less than easy on the eyes? Well then this is the position for you! "The Chaps" is a snuggie twist on good ol' reverse cowgirl!



This is the "Cuddle Puppy" and well the site says it best...
The man wears the Snuggie on his front and covers her. She feels warm and cozy like Grandma’s house, but still knows who her daddy is.
On top of keeping you and your partner warm, your man will never know that your saggy boobs are hitting you in the face! How wonderful is that?



Have you ever went to a bar and woken up next to a man resembling fat bastard?? Yet... for some reason you still want some morning sex?
God you're a freak... it's ok though! Snuggie Sutra can help you! It's called the "Horse Blanket!" Why? I don't know.... but I do know it gets the job done!



Ladies... forget lingerie! Wear a damn Snuggie and while you are at it beat the shit out of your man for thinking you should wear something more on the sexy side!
It's fucking cold and you're bloated! He doesn't need to see your body!!
The "Yes Ma'am" is perfect for any situation a man needs to be slapped around or you don't want people at the park to know you're screwing.



The "Manket" is perfect for the romantic, traditional, or the just plain lazy.



Superman that hooooooo!!! Oh no wait... That's not what's going on here...
That woman just didn't get supermaned (google it kids or not... if you're really a kid)
The "Superwoman" is not for the weak or the unacrobatic. Please consult your physician before exploring this position.

Isn't that all amazing??!?!?!?! Now if you can tell me how to get someone to fuck me in a snuggie I will eternally grateful! Comment below!


Buy a Snuggie!

Buy the Snuggie Sutra!


♥ Shawnee