100 Random Agent Shawnee Facts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 at 9:02PM
You may or may not know these but whatever I'm doing it. Enjoy.
1. I like being alone most of the time.
2. I often wear dummy glasses over my contacts.
3. I sleep with at least 5 pillows.
4. I love video games to no end!
5. I love men with big... huge... noses.
6. I'm vain or something. I'm writing this blog for Pete's sake!
7. I solo dance in my underwear on the daily.
8. I retired from FarmVille.
9. I love to run even though I am a chubby bunny.
10. I am not a lesbian. Or bi. Sorry.
11. I love to photograph. Everything.
12. I'm a gear head.
13. I can play three instruments. If I can play them well or not is up to you!
14. I love tequila! It makes me hyper as hell!
15. You can't take anything I say seriously...
16. ...there is usually truth in my jokes.
17. I never drank that juice box of wine I camwhored with.
18. I'm thinking about drinking it now though but I wont.
19. Speaking of booze... I have never had a hangover.
20. I woke up once in a bathtub.
21. I have my own language.
22. I'm such a slob...
23. The later it gets the more energy I get.
24. I don't pirate software.
25. My guilty pleasure is bad reality shows like The Hills, America's Next Top Model, and the Kardashians!
26. I always sleep under a big ol' blanket. Even when it's 125ยบ
27. I'm bilingual.
28. I'm friggin' weird.
29. I hate answering my phone. It makes me anxious.
30. I listen to my iPod at least 8 hours out of every day.
31. I check my email every two hours.
32. I walk almost everywhere.
33. I hate body hair so I have none.
34. Twitter is my favorite social network.
35. I don't need to be drunk to karaoke.
36. I am scatter brained.
37. I trust the wrong people and don't trust the right people.
38. I drink at least three liters of water a day.
39. I'm INFAMOUS!
40. Gwen Stefani is my hero because she is THE WOMAN!
41. I am obsessed with lotion.
42. I buy a pillow every time I go to target.
43. I'm a nerd.
44. I don't like the word "geek" it's what you call people who bite the heads off chickens. Ew...
45. I listen to all types of music.
46. I shower every day, sometimes twice.
47. I am a little ghetto.
48. I own two pairs of shutter shades and I have wore them both at the same time.
49. I didn't like beer until I was 23.
50. I once went on a date with a guy who said "I can't believe I'm on a date with Agent Shawnee" and it pissed me off!
51. All my celebrity crushes are very much older than me.
52. I usually only date men younger than me.
53. I'm shy around new people.
54. I'm crazy around notnew people.
55. When I don't do laundry sometimes I just buy new clothes.
56. I have no short term memory.
57. I never forget things I have read.
58. I am a licensed cosmetologist.
59. I have one fang and I kind of like it. I used to have two.
60. I hold grudges.
61. I want to move anywhere but here!
62. I like to say "Squaw Bread" but I have never tasted it.
63. I love live music.
64. I can't control what comes out of my mouth sometimes.
65. I don't sleep.
66. I have two different colored eyes.
67. My two different colored eyes are more intense when I am angry or sad.
68. I hate feet. With a passion!
69. The only religion I practice is worshiping at the Apple store.
70. I am a chubby bunny but I only date thin men. Not on purpose.
71. I love my last name but hate where it comes from!
72. I am no one's groupie.
73. I love sleep more than anything.
74. I look a shitton younger than I am.
75. I hate spam! (the food)
76. I have the best sense of smell ever! I can smell what was last in a cup after it's been cleaned well.
77. I would rather cuddle with man than go to a bar.
78. When random people recognize me from the interwebz I don't know how to act.
79. I can draw and paint like nobody's business!
80. I like basketball.
81. I hate people who type "u" "r" "y" "4" and so on. I can understand in a text or to make your tweets shorter but if you have a keyboard... TYPE OUT THE REAL WORDS! Lazy asses...
82. I am so over writing this blog! 100 facts is hard to come up with!
83. I can never fall asleep!
84. Someone should turn my weirdass life into a movie.
85. I can't keep a diary to save my life!
86. I'm easily excited.
87. It's hard to impress me.
88. I like to pretend I believe in conspiracies.
89. I can't spell without spell check.
90. I don't eat a lot of things purely based on texture.
91. I can stay up for days.
92. I might be immortal. Rumor has it anyway...
93. I want a lot of tattoos but have none.
94. Keyboard Cat is on my favorite music on Facebook.
95. The word "intimidation" is not in my vocab.
96. I only sign my first name.
97. I am a Sagittarius.
98. I probably love my iPhone more than most of my ex boyfriends.
99. I'm writing a book.
100. I make no sense.
Yeah... I just did that. What? Don't be too harsh or I'll do 100 more! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
♥ Shawnee
1. I like being alone most of the time.
2. I often wear dummy glasses over my contacts.
3. I sleep with at least 5 pillows.
4. I love video games to no end!
5. I love men with big... huge... noses.
6. I'm vain or something. I'm writing this blog for Pete's sake!
7. I solo dance in my underwear on the daily.
8. I retired from FarmVille.
9. I love to run even though I am a chubby bunny.
10. I am not a lesbian. Or bi. Sorry.
11. I love to photograph. Everything.
12. I'm a gear head.
13. I can play three instruments. If I can play them well or not is up to you!
14. I love tequila! It makes me hyper as hell!
15. You can't take anything I say seriously...
16. ...there is usually truth in my jokes.
17. I never drank that juice box of wine I camwhored with.
18. I'm thinking about drinking it now though but I wont.
19. Speaking of booze... I have never had a hangover.
20. I woke up once in a bathtub.
21. I have my own language.
22. I'm such a slob...
23. The later it gets the more energy I get.
24. I don't pirate software.
25. My guilty pleasure is bad reality shows like The Hills, America's Next Top Model, and the Kardashians!
26. I always sleep under a big ol' blanket. Even when it's 125ยบ
27. I'm bilingual.
28. I'm friggin' weird.
29. I hate answering my phone. It makes me anxious.
30. I listen to my iPod at least 8 hours out of every day.
31. I check my email every two hours.
32. I walk almost everywhere.
33. I hate body hair so I have none.
34. Twitter is my favorite social network.
35. I don't need to be drunk to karaoke.
36. I am scatter brained.
37. I trust the wrong people and don't trust the right people.
38. I drink at least three liters of water a day.
39. I'm INFAMOUS!
40. Gwen Stefani is my hero because she is THE WOMAN!
41. I am obsessed with lotion.
42. I buy a pillow every time I go to target.
43. I'm a nerd.
44. I don't like the word "geek" it's what you call people who bite the heads off chickens. Ew...
45. I listen to all types of music.
46. I shower every day, sometimes twice.
47. I am a little ghetto.
48. I own two pairs of shutter shades and I have wore them both at the same time.
49. I didn't like beer until I was 23.
50. I once went on a date with a guy who said "I can't believe I'm on a date with Agent Shawnee" and it pissed me off!
51. All my celebrity crushes are very much older than me.
52. I usually only date men younger than me.
53. I'm shy around new people.
54. I'm crazy around notnew people.
55. When I don't do laundry sometimes I just buy new clothes.
56. I have no short term memory.
57. I never forget things I have read.
58. I am a licensed cosmetologist.
59. I have one fang and I kind of like it. I used to have two.
60. I hold grudges.
61. I want to move anywhere but here!
62. I like to say "Squaw Bread" but I have never tasted it.
63. I love live music.
64. I can't control what comes out of my mouth sometimes.
65. I don't sleep.
66. I have two different colored eyes.
67. My two different colored eyes are more intense when I am angry or sad.
68. I hate feet. With a passion!
69. The only religion I practice is worshiping at the Apple store.
70. I am a chubby bunny but I only date thin men. Not on purpose.
71. I love my last name but hate where it comes from!
72. I am no one's groupie.
73. I love sleep more than anything.
74. I look a shitton younger than I am.
75. I hate spam! (the food)
76. I have the best sense of smell ever! I can smell what was last in a cup after it's been cleaned well.
77. I would rather cuddle with man than go to a bar.
78. When random people recognize me from the interwebz I don't know how to act.
79. I can draw and paint like nobody's business!
80. I like basketball.
81. I hate people who type "u" "r" "y" "4" and so on. I can understand in a text or to make your tweets shorter but if you have a keyboard... TYPE OUT THE REAL WORDS! Lazy asses...
82. I am so over writing this blog! 100 facts is hard to come up with!
83. I can never fall asleep!
84. Someone should turn my weirdass life into a movie.
85. I can't keep a diary to save my life!
86. I'm easily excited.
87. It's hard to impress me.
88. I like to pretend I believe in conspiracies.
89. I can't spell without spell check.
90. I don't eat a lot of things purely based on texture.
91. I can stay up for days.
92. I might be immortal. Rumor has it anyway...
93. I want a lot of tattoos but have none.
94. Keyboard Cat is on my favorite music on Facebook.
95. The word "intimidation" is not in my vocab.
96. I only sign my first name.
97. I am a Sagittarius.
98. I probably love my iPhone more than most of my ex boyfriends.
99. I'm writing a book.
100. I make no sense.
Yeah... I just did that. What? Don't be too harsh or I'll do 100 more! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
♥ Shawnee
Reader Comments (2)
Love men with big noses? Jew lover!
What a beautiful post, this post was awesome, really awesome.