AgentShawnee
 

FICTIONAL CHARACTER

AGENT

SHAWNEE

 
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A BIO THING

INSERT CLEVER BIO HERE. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY MAKE IT FUNNY SHAWNEE

I'm terrible at these things. (Psst... that's what we all say... even if we are SUPER good at talking about ourselves. I promise you I am absolutely terrible at it.) So my name is Shawnee and I'm a sagittarius and I like long walks to dive bars. I usually go by AgentShawnee on all the internet things. There is a side bar over there where you can follow all the shit posting I do on multiple sites created solely for me to shit post on. I am a meme master and a real life troll. I should be forced to wear one of those shirts that says "I'm sorry for what I said on the internet" actually... I should just wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry for what I said. Period."

I am a geek and I was one before it was cool. I'm not even saying that just because I occasionally wear black thick framed glasses. I love anime, hentai, video games, hentai, sharks, hentai, and hentai. I am also probably a witch or a wizard or something. A group of a thousand scientists are currently researching it. Seriously though... I can make some weird shit happen and I curse at least six people a week. Just for fun. 

 

A "PROFESSIONAL"

A LIFE OF PASSING MYSELF OFF AS A HUMAN ADULT JUST TO PAD MY BANK ACCOUNT

I do some things "professionally" (the quotes are because I use that term very loosely) and I've created some things that are pretty rad if I do say so myself*. Here are some blurbs about these things but I've made full pages dedicated to these so make sure you check those out 3 - 4 times a week for maximum Shawnee absorption. (One day I will actually get around to making these full pages I teased like six years ago…)

 

SOCIAL MEDIA

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money because I spent it all on busty girl anime figures, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career" -Me doing my best Liam Neeson voice.

Once upon a time I used to make YouTube videos. Then one day a large clothing and collectibles company was like “hey… can you do that for us for money?” and I said “HELL TO THE YES!” Since then I have worked for three large merch companies kicking ass and taking names. Jk… just making friends on the internet… professionally. I’m not violent. Most of the time.

I went from a marketing and pr manager, to a social media manager, to a senior community manager, and now I am the director of digital communities for an agency. I’m also currently working on a platform to help people learn about social media which should launch mid-late 2019. Whenever I feel like it is ready tbh…

 

WRITER

I am a professional writer which means people actually pay me to write... How friggin' cool is that? You can check out my full portfolio here.

 

CREATOR

Some people would call me an "influencer." That's a garbage word and it makes my whole body cringe when I use it or hear it. So let's call me a creator. I create a lot of things. I create dumb tweets, the stupidest Snapchats ever, YouTube videos (rarely), and a blog. I'm also working on creating some other top secret stuff that's coming soon.

 

 

Contact

agentshawnee@gmail.com